JSDC
Entry: Awesomber
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From kelli
seriously dude, where were you and what were you doing in that outfit??? You crack me up!!!
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Official Comment From C.Sto
Jessica, I think that you should go on the VH1 show 'Totally Obsessed' (I think that's what it's called), because you're obsessed with ninjas.

I also think that you should accept that the calendar is how it is and isn't going to change. Then maybe you can start to celebrate New Years.

From Michelle
Jess I feel good about Sept, I mean Awesomber too so I totally get what you mean about being past Aug....nice ninja pic!!!
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From Kaleb
Website: http://www.axon-family.net/kaleb/
[ahem] On the Jewish calendar, the new year begins at sundown on September 15, so clearly, Jessica was starting September as soon as possible with that in mind.
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Official Comment From Jessica
Yes, you too can be a Ninja: http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.shtml

Perhaps the Jewish New Year can be part of Awesomber. I must do more research. The regular New Year, however, will be deleted from the calendar as nothing worth celebrating has ever occured on that day. Awesomber 19th also marks a very special holiday. I'll tell you more about it closer to date.

From Andre
Is Awesomber 19th the anniversary of your move out to LA?
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From Kaleb
Website: http://www.axon-family.net/kaleb/
Jessica, if your establishment of Awesomber around the month of September is a coincidence, it is a remarkable one--maybe even an awesome one. wink

The Jewish new year, Rosh Hashanah, marks the beginning of a ten-day period known as the Days of Awe. It is a time of introspection, looking back on the mitakes of the past year and planning changes for the better. You could even say that it is a "somber" time.

Awesomber! smile
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From Amanda
Website: http://www.vegchica.blogspot.com
Hehe when I first overlooked "Awesomber" I thought it read "Awesober".
I was thinking, "What? Jessica wants everyone to be sober?" LoL
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Official Comment From Jessica
Kaleb: I had first written "Awesomeber," but then eliminated the second "e" because I liked the Awe + Somber effect. Sometimes you know things even though you may not know you know them, you know?

Andre: Good guess. Butyou'rewrong.

Amanda: The only time I request that people be sober is on "dress-like a Ninja day," because throwing stars and Jim Beam don't mix.

From Jen
Fact: Ninjas hate pirates.

Another fact: Jessica looks hot (and awesome) in that ninja outfit. ow ow! smile
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From Stef
I wanted to see Hero in theaters on Sunday cause I had off of work, but on Saturday, my brother got the dvd of it since the dvd is out in China. I had difficulty with the dvd at first because I couldn't read the screen to find where the subtitles thing was, and then my brother informed me that I am an idiot and there is a button on the dvd control that says subtitles. Once I got those up and going, I sat back and enjoyed. Awesome awesome awesome movie! It was absolutely beautiful to watch. Especially the "fight" between Moon and Flying Snow with all those flower petals, or possibly they were just leaves. Either way, it was just awesome. And also the "fight" between Broken Sword and nameless over the water.
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Official Comment From Jessica
Fact: As I sit here reading Jen's posting, I realize that it is important for me to take a picture of the shirt I am wearing.

Related Photo: Anti-Piracy

From Amanda
Cool shirt! Where'd you get it?
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Official Comment From Jessica
Amanda: www.randomshirts.com

And, does anyone remember this? Black Bess Bonney

From Andre
If ninjas hate pirates, do you hate yourself? If so, I guess you'll fight yourself, a la Tyler Durden, poke out one of your eyes, and cut off the bottom of one of your legs. Then you'll have an excuse to get an eye patch and a peg leg. Of course, the limited sight and mobility will weaken your ninja fighting abilities.
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From Lawrence
God I am laughing so hard right now. JSto you're a crackup!
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From Kaleb
Website: http://www.axon-family.net/kaleb/
OMG, that link of the week (Ballad of Bilbo Baggins) is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! ROFL
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Official Comment From Jessica
What I love about the The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is that Spock is the only one not wearing pointy ears.

From Digibyte kid
hey thats just a black Hooded Sweatshirt
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From Stephany
Hey! Jessica it's time to put somethng new
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From Kyle
That Ballad aof Bilbo Bagins gave me nightmares. I can see mister Spock now. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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From Stephany
Hey! Jessica u know the picture that you're all dressed up like a Ninja well it looks like u came from the other side of the world
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From Andre
Where can we order Sto Show t-shirts?
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From Andre
Math question...
Your LOTW says The 60's + Spock x Hobbits = The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. I don't understand the solution, so it is
1. The 60s + (Spock x Hobbits) = The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
or
2. (The 60s + Spock) x Hobbits = The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins?
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From The Gunn
Website: http://www.jessicastover.com
Andre -- simple order of operations. Multiplication and division are alway done before addition and subtraction when no other operators (like parenthesis) are present.

From Andre
Gunn,

I know about the order of operations. The only reason why I asked the question, is because when I used the order of operations, my equation resulted The 60's + Spock x Hobbits = C.Sto is a loser.
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From C.Sto
JSDC + James Bond on PS2 x The Matrix = Andre's sad existence
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Official Comment From Jessica
Awww dag yo... You just got grammamath served!

From Andre
C.Sto,

1) I don't have a PS2. 2) I have never played James Bond on PS2.
Ergo your equation is invalid.

However, mad props for your joke. Dr. Dre gives you an A for effort.
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From Stephany
It's time to put something new
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