JSDC
Entry: Prepare the Shivering of Timbers...
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From Andre
If ninjas hate pirates, why don't they kill everyone who talks like a pirate on the gheyest day of the gheysest month of the year?
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Official Comment From Jessica
Because that would be way too obvious for Ninjas, you foolio.

From Andre
Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't agree with that. Seeing as how you're a ninja, you'd have to split your own spleen with your Hitori Honzu sword the on 9/19 the minute you say, Arrrgghhh!

BTW, your arm belongs to me.
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From Robert
I am not C.Sto, but I would go with Kofi Annan for the U.N. name-dropping. But Boutros Boutros-Ghali also works (or, as Ali G says, "Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros BOUTROS Ghali").
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Official Comment From Jessica
Dude, Kofi Annan is still up in there? I learned about him in, like, the sixth grade when we had to memorize what he did for the UN. Guess he hasn't been mentioned on The Daily Show lately.

From C.Sto
It doesn't really matter what the UN says anyway so don't worry about it.
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From Stef
Andre, it's actually spelled HATORI HANZO.

I wonder what my boss would think if I showed up at work on the 19th speaking like a Pirate.
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From Jen
Arrgh! I am definitely taking advantage of this holiday mayte...savvy?
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From Andre
C.Sto,

Am I seeing shades of republican thinking in your comment regarding the U.N.? I mean, didn't President Bush's actions on going to war mirror your words? Let's hope no one from the Kerry campaign Google-bombs "J.Sto".
wink
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From Chris
Anyone have the number to the UN?
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Official Comment From Jessica
1-800-CRA-ZYUN
Dial ext. 402 for Kofi Annan's office. His assistant, Barbara, is totally nice.

Official Comment From M.Sto
Mr. Moviephone must read your site. On his spot on CNN this morning
he mentioned that Sunday is talk like a pirate day.

Official Comment From Jessica
Oh right, Mom... Because Mr. Moviefone just LOVED me. Actually, maybe he is reading my site and stealing all of my rad secrets. My Ninja retribution will be sweet. :: Puts on Moviefone voice :: "Hello and welcome to Moviefone! You have selected Ninja Beat Down. Ninja Beat Down is rated R for violence."

From dorkiepervason
happy talk like a pirate day
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Official Comment From Jessica
Talk like a Pyrate comic:

http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&id=908

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