JSDC
Entry: The Littlest Ninja
Official= Official Comment

From Stef
"I am always telling them that I am the shit."

Hahah That cracked me up. I always say that about myself at work and my one manager tells me, "Yeah, you're not conceited." She's wicked jealous of my awesomeness and the fact that everybody in the store likes me more.
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Official Comment From Jessica
PS: Check out my Make your own conspiracy theory. (See the rad link of the week.)

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand The Shadow Government you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of conspirators made up of Millionaires with help from Pyrates.

The conspiracy first started during The release of Return of the King in Israel. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Parting of the Red Sea.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by by asking them "can you hear me now?".

They want to assasinate C.Sto and imprison resisters in Death Valley using covered wagons.

In order to prepare for this, we all must tattle. Since the media is controlled by George Bush we should get our information from JSDC.

From C.Sto
So are you going to start prowling around at night, doing backward roles and frightening the neighborhood dogs? Because that's not cool.

PS - Look at my conspiracy (link of the week)

What They Don't Want You to Know:

In order to understand mind control you need to realize that everything is controlled by a young republicans made up of little people with help from outer space terrorists.

The conspiracy first started during Bolshevik revolution in Iran. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Arnold elected as Governor of California.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by blinking too much.

They want to bitch slap christian conservatives and imprison resisters in Jessica's bathroom using scooters.

In order to prepare for this, we all must lie. Since the media is controlled by Michael Moore we should get our information from Zel Miller.
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From Garrett
haha, I totally love the "rad link." It's almost as cool as the time Captain Picard was turned into a member of the Borg!

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the molecular structure of apples you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the KKK made up of American Indians with help from Normans.
The conspiracy first started during battle of Hastings in 1066 in Turkey. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the assassination of JFK.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by peeing.

They want to tittie twister the Curch of Latter Day Saints and imprison resisters in Siberia using space shuttles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must slam a door. Since the media is controlled by Barack Obamma we should get our information from Donald Rumsfeld.

PS - I love C.Sto
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From Andre
I rock the heel side, goofy style, and I would LOVE to test your ninja skills.
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From Stef
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand a war against Republicans you need to realize that everything is controlled by a soccer hooligans made up of women in Congress with help from muggles.
The conspiracy first started during Landon Donovan's first World Cup goal in Germany. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sinking of the Titanic.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by people listening to Hilary Duff..

They want to going Kill Bill on your ass "righteous" George W and imprison resisters in Dubya's Ranch using oliphaunts from Mordor.

In order to prepare for this, we all must shoot Condeleezza Rice. Since the media is controlled by Hillary Clinton we should get our information from John Ashcroft.
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From Amanda
Website: http://xanga.com/cafecubana
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand getting addicted to instant messaging you need to realize that everything is controlled by a fraternity made up of sober people with help from conservative christians.
The conspiracy first started during the release of the first Harry Potter book in Bikini Bottom. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the season finale of friends.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by talking with a blaccent.

They want to murder Conan O'Brien and imprison resisters in hell using feet.

In order to prepare for this, we all must save the animals. Since the media is controlled by yankees we should get our information from southerners.
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Official Comment From Jessica
Scooters, space terrorists, slam a door, Kill Bill, Conan, Mordor…

You people are funny.

PS: Andre you are SO going down! (As soon as I can forward roll.)

From Kelli
In order to understand Anarchy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the government made up of corrupt snobs with help from mobsters.
The conspiracy first started during the civil war in your ass. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Watergate.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by constantly talking on cell phones.

They want to bludgeon George Bush and imprison resisters in someone elses ass using tanks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go anti government. Since the media is controlled by Paris Hilton we should get our information from dumb ass republicans.

The spelling is probably terrible but so be it..
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From Michelle
Damn, Ninjitsu sounds really really cool. btw I just tried a regular forward roll and failed miserably.
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From Andre
...just bring it!
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From Jessica # 2
I may have just lost several brain cells....

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand free speech you need to realize that everything is controlled by a pack of rabid squirrels made up of Trekkies with help from Americans.

The conspiracy first started during the invention of MTV in the Netherlands. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the French Revolution.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing ice.

They want to drop-kick The Mormon Tabernackle Choir and imprison resisters in Antartica using jet-packs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must dance around like monkeys. Since the media is controlled by magicians we should get our information from the Catholic Church.
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