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Entry: SW Update: When Nerds Attack
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From Matt
Ya know what I was just thinking....if they were true Jedi they would have no need for blogs, bulletin boards, or pizza. In fact, they would not even need to have a line, they could just use their Jedi skills to get to the front of the line on opening day.

I am beginning to think they are not real Jedi. They are more like Faux-Jedi. Just like the 'Louis Vuitton' they sell on eBay.
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From C.Sto
Jessica - anyone who knows you knows that you really are queen of the nerds. I don't know what's wrong with these ones. Maybe they aren't really nerds at all. I'm starting to believe they are geeks (there IS a difference…geeks are totally uncool)
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From Will Campbell
Website: http://blogging.la
They're all just a big buncha sithies.
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From kyle
yes I already stated that they were geeks.
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From Val
Website: http://www.garbage-girl.net
He's not even a part of our group! Ha...he's just some guy who started posting a few days ago.

We still love you, Jessica. smile
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From Kim
Listen to Val -- The guy who made the "comments" is new. He knows nothing!
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From Greg
C.Sto, you're right, I in fact called her out on her inner nerd. I could sense the Force flowing through her, indeed.
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From Aris
To be Queen you'd have to best our Queen Zoe in an all out Jedi Ninja battle. Sounds like you are not ready for the challenge this saturday. Please come back when you are.
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From C.Sto
Greg - Well if you recognized her for what she is, why did you not inform her of the ESB showing? Is that how you treat your own?
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From Ace
Hi ya'll, I just wanted to say that Jessica is the prettiest nerd I've ever seen.
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From Aris
Actually it is how they treat their own. Check the comments for 18th. I too was not told. Nerds are bad with communication. It is inevitable.

Jessica's Arclight Shuriken of Justice drew blood, But I have plenty more.
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From Dana
From their boards posted by "Alyse", the nerd with the stupid Yoshi icon ...

"Wait, people actually think she's funny? For reals? She posts - "Why don't they want me to be their Queen?" "

Talk about a jealous nerd ... Looks like some of the girls fear you Jessica.

Isn't fear the path to the dark side?
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From Garrett
I don't think the nerds should challenge Jessica in anything that requires athleticism... that would be like Wesley Crusher challenging Lt. Worf to a Klingon battle.
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From Holly
Nerds may seem harmless at first, but when we get together in great numbers we can be a terrible nuisance. Kinda like tribbles, but armed with phasers!
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From Amanda
Like I said. These are Star Wars GEEKS. Not nerds.
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From Dusty
Bwahahaha, Will from bloggin.la - "sithies" - *still laughing* I consider myself one of the biggest nerds around... I organized a line party for LOTR: ROTK for God's sake... and I see nothing but humor in all of this. Line Nerds - just sign the goshdarn rider and enjoy the publicity while you've got it. It's once-in-a-lifetime dudes!!! You line up in order to make people talk about you anyway - what the heck do you expect?? *throws up hands* Dontcha just hate how 2 or 3 sour grapes can ruin the whole bunch???
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From Patty
Website: http://pattis.blogspot.com
You ARE the queen, luv! The throne is rightfully yours! They're just too daft to realise it!
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From Kevin McD
Website: http://www.sonicbeef.com
It's funny how some people think their fifteen minutes isn't staring them right in the face, or that it will all be gone in the span of one diet-soda-and-pizza burp.

Then again, Springer still needs themes and guests to fit them...
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Official Comment From Jessica Mae
It is 5:30 AM PT. Just back from another field trip. What happened?

Will write more later. Am on screenplay deadline for today.

Must gather up the awesome and be brilliant.

But first... Sleep.

From Val
listen to Aris...we only communicate through the board. If you miss even one day you miss out on something...it's bad. We just don't seem to understand any other form of communication...unless it's text messaging.

And our 15 minutes of fame? Ha! You realize we've done this before, right? Most of us wish the media would just leave us alone!
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From Autumn
Website: http://liningup.net
Greg told me not to sign the rider because he was "taking care of it"
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From Val
Greg is fired. Nuff said. wink
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From Aris
Uh, regarding Garrett's replies. Yes I know Jessica is a trained warrior. I've read her stats. What you two fail to realize is who she's up against. Queen Zoe has +1 in instinct and +2 in general cuteness. But she can be a real bitch in a fight. The challenge stands. As does free dessert.
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From Jerry Ann
Wait wait... C.Sto... if Geeks are totally uncool, what about Wil? His book title is "Just a Geek"?!?

And if Some Jealous Nerd has been unable to figure out who Wil is, then he is so horrifically uninformed that he should be totally ignored.
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From Stef
My friend was trying to talk to the nerds online and they told her they don't have time to talk to her!!!! These nerds are totally on the path to the dark side!
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From C.Sto
Aris - Having been in more then a few fights with Jessica I can tell you that she is more vicious then you would expect. And she's a ninja, you really can't beat a ninja. Plus she is athletic x 10.

Jerry - I stand corrected. Wil is totally cool. He has turned my whole world upside-down by labeling himself a geek.

Now what am I going to do?
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Official Comment From Jessica Mae
Late night visit.

From Aris
I don't know C.Sto. Queen Zoe has some weird powers over women. Hope Jessica's Ninja training has prepared her for battle with our Queen.

Wait wait wait!!!11123four Late night visit? I swear you're there more than I am now Jessica. I missed breakdance fighting between some C-Walkers and our resident B-Boy Frodo last night too. Did you happen to catch it?
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From Kassia
c-sto you have it all wrong! Geeks are awesome, Wil Wheaton is a geek and those star wars people are nerds and are definatly not more awesomer than geeks!!!!
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