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| From Stef |
| George Bush is the equivalent of Emperor Palpatine. |
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| From C.Sto |
I think George W. is the equivalent of an angry chimpanzee. But what would you expect from a President that is technically retarded? (Yes that line is from the Daily Show)
PS - First rule of conclave, don't talk about conclave. |
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From ERNAC
Website: http://www.ernac.com |
is there no limit to your awesome talents, J. Sto?
all hail Queen Jessica! |
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| From Brent |
Nerds take the credit
For Jessica’s dodgeball game.
What the hell is up? |
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From sean bonner
Website: http://www.seanbonner.com |
Those nerds hate my guts
because Wil said 'get a life'
tell me, where's the love?
i love the arclight
it's way awsomer than graumans
reserved seats make me smile
alpha nerd, step off
please learn to take a joke
arclight is the bomb |
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| From Jessica Mae |
To answer the e-mails I’ve been getting:
Nerd Haiku are 5-7-5 syllables.
That’s the only rule.
Now you try. |
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From Kevin McD
Website: http://www.sonicbeef.com |
Evil glint in eyes
Means cookies find better home
Foolios sleep tight
They're coming with the tranq gun and jacket to subdue me here at work. You rock! |
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| From Tom |
All the tequila in the world could not make this worth reading. It's a friday night and you have failed me, internet. Oh well. Back to something awful!
To clarify:
This site is not good,
I'd almost say it's quite bad,
I am outta here! |
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From Kevin McD
Website: http://www.sonicbeef.com |
Tom's jealousy shines
Like nerd-sweat on pudgy brow
No need to hate, fool |
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| From Dusty |
Why all the playa hating Tom?
Don't read if you don't like... taking the time to compose a haiku about your dislike of Jessica's site is kinda weird and scary... |
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From Aris
Website: http://www.sonicforum.com |
Ninja Jessica,
Cookies are for everyone.
You tasted kindness. |
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| From Greg |
"C is for Cookie"
Oh, Cookie Monster sold out
He likes Carrots now. |
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| From C.Sto |
Mine--
Holy shit J.Sto!
You look evil in that pic.
Cookie theif devil. |
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| From Garrett |
Beam me up Scotty.
That's what James T. Kirk would say.
Picard is the bomb. |
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| From C.Sto |
A tree in the woods
With pretty flowers around
Wesley Crusher RULES! |
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From Tom Opdam
Website: http://not for sale |
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5,
You guys suck at writing these,
5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1. |
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| From Dana |
Just got a new car
Chewbaca's my co-pilot
Nerds, you need a lift? |
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| From Kyle |
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h3 15 4 733t 371t3
h15 h41|
can anyone figure out what this says? it's my nerd Haiku |
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| From C.Sto |
The sun has gone down
Jessica still wears her shades
She thinks she's Tom Cruise |
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| From Jessica Mae |
How'd you know I still wear my sunglasses at night?
Midnight in the ‘Wood.
Sunglasses on? Check. Roll out.
I am like Bono. |
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| From Jessica Mae |
Oh shit! Breaking news:
The nerds got egged late last night.
This requires haiku. |
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From shane
Website: http://www.nickerblog.com |
Nerd thing is over.
No one pays attention now
Sith won't be too good |
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