JSDC
Entry: Inbox: Lists & Lions
Official= Official Comment

From Jen
C.Sto's weird. Cate Blanchett and Julia Stiles don't look like lions!! smile

PS--"C3PSto"...I love it!!
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From Andre
...no comment.
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From Blair
why would you click comments and then write "no comment...." hahahahah! That's funny.
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From Andre
"No comment," was my reply to N8CJONKTOBC3PSto's list.
C.Sto, what's the name of the list that houses Prince Will?
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Official Comment From Jessica
Haha, Drezaba-
I think you are speaking of C.Sto's "People I Would Marry List." Prince Will is the only one on it. Dude if C.Sto is prez and she marries Prince Will, that's like some old school uniting of kingdoms! Sweet. I'm going to call the Prime Minister (aka: Hugh Grant) and arrange that right now.

From carl
Jessica stover looks like a chimp
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From carl
should I call animal control about that
I need an ice cream sandwich. Carl needs an Ice cream sandwich.
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Official Comment From Jessica
More like, you look like a chimp. Or maybe a zebra.

Anyway, chimps aren't a danger to society because they don't eat people like lions do, so you don't need to call animal control. Since you are a zebra you are not permitted to have any ice-cream sandwiches. Perhaps some of that Fruit Stripe gum is allowed since you're its mascot. Now stop bothering me. Sucka.

From Andre
Fruit Stripe! HA! That's a good one!
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From Jen
Jessica--Jan. 5th...Orli's gonna be on Entertainment Tonight! smile

And you don't look like a chimp. And I need an ice cream sandwich.
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From Bridget
Yipes, stripes, fruit stripe gum!
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From Mitch
yeah my friend
Corey Williams,
Matt Benson,
JD,
and Big J look like lions
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From Amanda
Wow the end of your coversation sounds like something my sister and I would say.
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From ben
I agree with carl because Jessica just looks Chimpish, or maybe a gopher or some other animal in the family Rodentia that is ugly.
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From Carl
Thats harsh but chimps could spread disease plus they probaly stink too. I bet you stink like a chimp.
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From Jen
Wow Ben...ouch. Jessica's not ugly, you need to get your eyes checked.
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Official Comment From Jessica
Too bad "BEN" and "CARL" are the same person. We log your IP address. Plus, you posted your e-mail on your very first posting. Way to agree with yourself, smart guy.

At least "rodentia" is actually a word. Not that I just looked it up... because that would be totally nerdy and as we all know I am awesome. (And by "awesome" I mean obsessed with the dictionary.)

Seriously, BenCarl, you need to step it up a notch if you want to clash with me. You getting busted on that whole double personality stunt just gave you like negative 73949380.90 points. At this rate you will never get an ice-cream sandwich. Or any respect. Ever.

Official Comment From Jessica
PS: I smell like sweet hibiscus and honeysuckle, foolio.

From The Gunn (Webmaster)
Website: http://www.jessicastover.com
Wow... You GO, Sherlock Stover. A certain site visitor just came here with one hole, but left with two... wink

Official Comment From Jessica
C.Sto -- Make sure to mark down Mitch's list of additional lion people. Mitch, we need photo confirmation on those lions. (We here at JSDC are looking to avoid Big Foot type hoaxes.)

From KT
Website: http://www.kttatara.com
I look like a Lion. Add me to your list please C. Sto. Photos are on the way. kthankxbye
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Official Comment From C.Sto
KT, I would like to honor your request to be added to the list of people who look like lions, however you are already on the list of people who resemble characters from 'Finding Nemo' and you can't be on both.

Also, in response to BenCarl, having known Jessica my whole life, I would just like to say that she looks like a very lovely Homo sapien, despite the period of time when we were younger when she had a fro, and the fact that her head is the size of my fist (which says nothing about the size of my fist and everything about the size of her head).

Official Comment From Jessica
Haha, C.Sto you are almost as funny as I am.

Just to clarify... C.Sto's nickname is "fat head" because she has a rather large head. (Much like Tommy Lee Jones.) She was the inspiration for bobble head dolls. That is why my head seems small to her.

Despite the Stos having interesting shaped heads, I'd have to concur with C.Sto. We are lovely homosapiens. When we want to be. Which is never.

From Andre
J.Sto, why don't you get off of your butt and post some pics. That way we can see if C.Sto's head really is bigger than yours.
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From Michelle
Lion = Chad Kroeger smile
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Official Comment From Jessica
Post pix? But Andre, haven't you seen the photo of the week?

Oh, looky here.

Bwahahahahah-- (That's what my evil laugh sounds like. Wicked awesome, no?)

Up next: photo of C.Sto and I, head to head.

From Carl
Acctualy it was my brother but hey I don't blame you.
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From BenCarl
To reveil the super secret indentity (if the all knowing Jessica Does not already know)KRM and KEM (your cousins Kelly And Kyle)

P.S.
If ever talking about Us Please use KRM and KEM
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From KRM
"Sweet is the hour of twil..."Huh what oh I Was just ploting my revenge...
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Official Comment From Jessica
Oh I see, "BenCarl"... It is YOU! My evil cousins, Kyle and Kelly. I knew "BenCarl" wasn't up to clashing with me, and now I know why.

Instead of KEM I shall call you "The Queen of England" (as usual.) Kelly will remain "Kelly."

What's up with the fake names, anyway? "BenCarl" isn't a very good Internet evil duo name. What about Professor Chaos and the Digibite Kid? That will inspire fear in the hearts of all 'Net users.

Anyway, don't try to take over the world or anything because I can have C.Sto tattle on you.

*Side note to the world: C.Sto works for our uncle, who is "The Queen of England" and Kelly's (aka "BenCarl") Dad. This is awesome because if they say something on my site that's wack, (like, oh say, "Jessica's not awesome") I can have C.Sto tattle and then they will get grounded. Forever. And a day.

From Kyle
I will make a web site that shows embarising pictures of you Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!
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From Kyle
Jessica is not awesome
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Official Comment From Jessica
You are SO grounded.

(And I'm totally awesome.)

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