JSDC
Entry: Black Bess Bonney
Official= Official Comment

From Mad Gunn Cash
Website: http://www.jessicastover.com
Arrrrrrhhh!!! Lol ... my pirate name is 'Mad Gunn Cash,' which is so much more awesome than Jessica's. Really.

The site explains that "Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!"

At least they got the stylish part right!

From Bronwyn
Calico Morgan Kidd

wink See I visit your site... I normally just sit back and take it all in tho!
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From Amanda
Captain Anne Rackham

"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"

Hah! Jess I'm the REAL captain. hehe. I even have a cool name. So...Arr!! LOL
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From Andre
Ha! Dirty Harry Cash! Ha! Beat that name Stover! I'm the captain of this ship! I'm the one with the Gunn! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who!
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From Michelle
Calico Ethel Vane...Arr! My name isn't badass, its just cooool. I'll be the hip one on the ship (raft).
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From Robert
Website: http://www.robertspuhler.com
Your pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

How dull - "steadiness and planning"? I'm the Ben Freakin' Stein of the open seas.
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From Kelli
Hell Yeah Im one tough bitch... hahaha
Iron Bess Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Official Comment From Jessica
WTF is everyone's pirate name better than mine? Even though Robert's description is boring he at least scored a kickass name. That's it! I hate that quiz and I hate my pirate name. I'm quitting the pirate gang I started a few hours ago and starting a cowboy posse as soon as I can find a quiz/namer to confirm my cowboyhood!

OMG, how good of a cowboy name is "THE GUNN"? It's damn good! Damn good! The Gunn, you can totally be my sidekick. (Sorry C.Sto, but his name is more wild west. You can be my sidekick when I start a gang of robots.)

From Jen
Red Jen Cash...I have passion and an ear for music! Woo hoo, I'm an official pirate. It reminds me of Wendy in "Peter Pan" and how she went by "Red Handed Jane". smile

Jess, you can't quit a pirate gang...pirates are so much cooler than cowboys.
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From Andre (Dirty Harry Cash!)
Arrrr me maties! Check out the photo of the week, and see me as I get excited to take over the pathetic pirate ship, the JSDC!
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Official Comment From Iron Bess Flint (aka Mom Sto)
When Iron Bess tells you to do the dishes next time there'll be no whinin'.

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

From Tiffany
"Captain Jenny Kidd!!" WTF, YO??? O.k. Jess, I think you have found someone whose name is not cool at all! I would prefer Black Bess Bonney any day. BTW I miss ya!
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From Carl
I got a stupid one!
"Mad Jack Kidd" I mean really how stupid can you get!
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From Heather
-Dirty Ethel Rackham-
My description says I smell bad or something.
Sorry Michelle, but if "Ethel" is in the name, not only is it not badass, it's not even cool! But, since you and that stupid "cowboy" thought I should be Velma from Scooby Doo that one year for Halloween, I'm sure you think "Ethel" is quite fitting for me. You both suck, I should have been Daphne.
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From Carl
Sorry but if you have Ethel in your name you abviously fit in to the whole velma thing.
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From Andre
What's up Gaddy?
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From Roger Morgan
Arr,I saw it after killing some people,going sailing and looking for a place my stolen aztec gold With my crew. It is Bloody Tom Vane arr,
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Official Comment From Jessica
Haha, Carl's actually funny... when he's not making fun of me.

I still think everyone's name is better than mine. Except for those with Ethel in it. (Ethel = Velma.) And yes, I just agreed with BenCarl.

Official Comment From Jessica
OK, so "BenCarl" are my cousins, Kyle and Kelly. They are some evil Internet duo who like to post on sites under random names.

I've discovered that Kyle's supervillian name is "The Queen of England." Fitting, but not very scary, if you ask me. I have yet to discover Kelly's supervillian name. Rest assured, it will not take me long.

It will also not take me long to find photos of them looking really wack, call my uncle to get permission to post them, and post said photos to totally show that Kyle and Kelly are like six years old but somehow know how to surf the Internet. (Supervillians start early these days.)

From Kyle
I have some photos of you that are totaly wack too so you better watch your self.
NOt the Queen or any thing like that
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From Kelly (a.k.a The Hacker)
Super abilties: I can Hack most computers.
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From Kelly
http://www.zovakware.com/tests/lordoftherings.html
It is an awesome test about
LOTR. I am Legolas fear my Bow.
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Official Comment From Jessica
Holy dead web links, Digibite Kid! That link doesn't work... apparently your hacking skills don't include surfing the 'Net. Better have the Queen give you a tutorial.

BenCarl is thwarted. Again. Bwahahahah.

From kelly
Or maybe I used my awesome skills to get on to the web site.
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From Kelly
This might workhttp://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=lord+of+the+rings+tests&page=1&offset=0&resu
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BrequestId%3D56d825657ffcfcee%26amp%3
BclickedItemRank%3D1%26amp%3BuserQuery%3
Dlord%2Bof%2Bthe%2Brings%2Btests%26amp%3
BclickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fw
ww.zovakware.com%252Ftests%252Flordofthe
rings.htm%26amp%3BinvocationType%3D-
%26amp%3BfromPage%3DNSCPTop&remove_
url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zovakware.com%2F
tests%2Flordoftherings.htm
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Official Comment From Jessica
It worked. I am Legolas. That quiz is too simple. O mighty hackmaster/Digibite Kid, find me a better LOTR character quiz. Then e-mail it to me and stop posting about LOTR on an entry about Pirates.

From Alyssa
Website: http://www.alyssa-marie.net
"Captain Bess Bonney

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"

Woot, Jess, I'm CAPTAIN Bess Bonney, savvy? Pirates are hot. Therefore am I hot? Of course. Screw cowboys, take the damn test again and be the pirate!
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