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From Curtis M Sawyer
Website: http://ussexcalibur.blogspot.com
If I found a baby tapir that had clearly been abandoned (you know, in the woods or something), do you think I could totally raise it as a friend-pet sort of like Rajah in Aladdin except my idea is way less crazy because it’s a tapir and not a tiger?

All would be fine until it jumped up onto the bed one morning looking for breakfast and crushed you with all 800 pounds of tapir.

Also, some tapirs get large enough (800 lbs) that I could ride them if I get into a pinch. …Like if I turned my ankle while trying to back flip off a tree while picking plantains. What do you think of that?

Pretty damn skippy the shit.

What do you think of this?

I've heard of busing a gut before, but this is ridiculous...

And why is KJI the Napoleon Dynamite of dictators?

He needs to be put down like a rabid dog - or rabid tapir

Speaking of my crusades, how amazing was Beck on SNL tonight?

Can't answer this one - didn't watch it. Was working in Norfolk, VA.

So do we get an extra hour this weekend or what?

Yes - but we'll lose it next Spring. The news this morning said something about the day changing next year due to some congressional act.

That’s a lot of questions.

No shit!

Answer them all or fail, Toaster Lover.

I would have stayed on the ship.
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From Dave Grant
Website: http://www.greatestblogeverwritten.blogspot.com/
If I found a baby tapir that had clearly been abandoned (you know, in the woods or something), do you think I could totally raise it as a friend-pet sort of like Rajah in Aladdin except my idea is way less crazy because it’s a tapir and not a tiger?

Yes. Provided you don't call it Jar-Jar.

Also, some tapirs get large enough (800 lbs) that I could ride them if I get into a pinch. …Like if I turned my ankle while trying to back flip off a tree while picking plantains. What do you think of that?

I think this is a trick question. JSto would not turn an ankle because her backflips are flawless. That being said...with an appropriate saddle, yes.

What do you think of this?

That looks how I feel after Thanksgiving dinner.

And why is KJI the Napoleon Dynamite of dictators?

Because he has sweet sunglass-wearing skills.

Speaking of my crusades, how amazing was Beck on SNL tonight?

I caught the first performance which was pretty good. Not a big Beck fan (though admittedly not overly familiar with his stuff)

So do we get an extra hour this weekend or what?

I hope so, or I might be late for work on Wednesday.

Answer them all or fail, Toaster Lover.

Challenge accepted. Do I win? And is the name calling really necessary? (though Lucy Lawless is looking rather marvellous post-Xena, no?)
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From Sean Stubblefield
assuming a tapir is anything like a pig, you could totally raise one as a freind-pet. i hear pigs make good pets, not much different than dogs.
i think it'd be awesome for you to ride into battle on your trusty tapir. carrying your magnificent banner. imagine that.

i'm curious how a gator managed to get eaten by a python. maybe the difficultly of gator wrestling
is all gator propoganda. rule through fear.

it's hard to take KJI seriously. that's why he needs the nuclear weapons. really, how does someone this crazy get to rule a nation? oh, wait. we have Bush.

“All Hail Princess Jessica Mae Stover: As Pretty as Leia, but Totally More Awesome”
that still makes me laugh. but totally in a non-mocking way. cuz that would be not cool.

not a Beck fan. did not see Beck, mostly because i don't watch SNL (anymore, and in a long while. because of the lameness). unlike Hugh Laurie, who rawks (House, good show).

so Babel is actually better than the trailer suggests? does that mean i should see it now?

the time shift is an interesting illusion. it's like time travel. except not really.

"And it'll be guys like us tying the knots - makin' 'em tight!"
-Chief Tyrol .
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From WestsideKef
Website: http://westsidekef.blogspot.com
I say phooey to your questions. And, I am not a Toaster Lover so I don't fail.

(Don't mind me...I have a severe case of Monday. Monday is suck.)
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Official Comment From Jessica
Beck's 2nd performance is really the one that I'm talking about. (Shame you missed it!) I looked and can't find a link on the illegal-ness that is YouTube.

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