JSDC
Entry: Diss Prunk
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Official Comment From M.Sto
You are in so much touble.

From Robert
Jessica drunk? That amuses me. smile

RS
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From Kelli
I see now why I got an IM from you so late last night... HAHAHA good job JSto everyone needs to get wasted once in awhile!!!
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From Amanda
I'm surprised you posted drunk knowing M.Sto would check this out! LoL
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From Jen
For shame Jessica...for shame. Ground her M.Sto!
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Official Comment From Jessica
Amanda: I hear that drinking messes with your judgment... but I wouldn't know firsthand. I mean, it's not like I've tried it, or anything.

Anyone down for the maypole? Do those even exist in modern times? They should; they sound fun. Although, they're probably not as fun as tetherball.

From Jen
I'm more down with salsa dancing with Orlando Bloom...or Diego Luna. If they wanna maypole, then I'm all for it.
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From Amanda
I'm so happy I saw Elijah on Jay Leno! smile

I'll tottaly dance around the maypole. Just invite Diego and Elijah. wink
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From Heather
You and Tiff are forbidden to get diss prunk at my wedding until 9 pm, as I will be leaving at 10pm. That way, David will not have to throw you outside into a cab and say "good day to you" which he has already threatened to do.
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Official Comment From Jessica
Heather: I'm amused over your assumption that everyone knows WTF you are talking about. And by "everyone," I mean the entire galaxy, because EVERYONE reads JSDC. (Including aliens from galaxies far way and Jedis from a long time ago.)

For everyone who doesn't know, Heather is marrying this dude David that I've known since I was 8. I used to deliver major J.Sto beat downs upon him in the form of my wicked good flashlight tag skills. Just because I BWI-ed ONE TIME, they think I'm going to go to their wedding and cause a ruckus. Like I need to drink to cause a ruckus. Pshaw, that's standard J.Sto behavior. Plus I think my Mom is going to be there.

I'll let Tiffany, who is Heather's sister, do the real damage. I'm hoping that after she drinks all the beer at the party, which she will definitely accomplish by 4 PM, she'll join me in reminding David about how much he sucks at flashlight tag, Clue and many other neighborhood games.

Which reminds me: Wanna ride bikes?

From Cat
Website: http://www.livejournal.com/~kittycatness
Interesting perspective... and you were diss prunk when you wrote that entry? It really doesn't seem like it.
and David sucks at clue and the other games? so do I. I dun suck at flashlight tag, though. flashlight tag rules! hellz yah! lol
ttfn!
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From Kyle
hey I read it and I'm a Jedi.
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