JSDC
Entry: The Church of J.Sto
Official= Official Comment

From Kelli
Good Lord, I mean Holy Shit, no wait God Damn(sorry Heather if you read this) but I mean really Jesus, Welcome to Church everyone... Sorry to anyone else this might offend as well.. I will be on my way back to Hell now...
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From Andre
Okay, time to put on my detective hat. That is too much of a coincidence. Did you notice anything similar with those two pictures? Check out the website at the bottom of the church signs: www.churchsigncreator.com
You can create your own church signs, that's how someone sent you those pics.
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From Kelli
Nice detective work Andre...
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Official Comment From Jessica
Yeah. Way to state the semi-obvious and ruin my fun, Nerd!

I created the signs. Did the "they are definitely real" not tip you off? You guys are silly. And Andre's a parade rainer-outer. (That is definitely a known phrase.)

PS: Dre - is your "detective hat" your thinking cap? What does it look like? Is it, like, all Noir, or something? Does it only appear in black and white?

From Andre
Yes, yes it is black. It's actually a cowl, with a long cape attached to it. Oh, and I wear a very handy belt.
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From Andre
BTW, don't try to play things off and act as if you created those signs.
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From Kelli
Awww I's sure Dre didnt want to rain on your parade...
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From Kelli
AHHHH a TYPO.... I hate those... it was supposed to say I'm not I's, good Lord think of what horrible English that is.. I is Yeah sorry I'm not trying to sound ghetto it really was just a typo.. And yes Iím freaking over it because I HATE TYPOS...
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From Andre
Kelli, I was definitely trying to rain on her parade...though I would have chosen a cooler phrase such as, crush her spirits. For example, "M.Sto, I'm so upset. Andre crushed my hopes and dreams of making everyone think that I was cool by showing everyone that those signs on the side of the road aren't real...sniff, sniff. What am I gonna do? Now everyone's going to think I'm a fake...no one is going to believe that I'm awesome...everyone is going to think JSDC is a fake website run by King Coopa and Pokemon Kid, and that I thought I could become famous by being covered by goo...sniff, sniff...they'll think I'm a reject cast member from You Can't Do That On Television...sniff, sniff...
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From Kelli
Andre your so mean... Leave Jess alone... I believe I have my yearbooks from middle school on and I would be more than happy to share those pics with Jess.. and well Im sure she could put them to good use...
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From Andre
Kelli,

I believe I have those yearbooks, as well. I am fully aware of the possible repercussions of my statements. Your threats don't bother me.

I also believe this is a game between Jessica and I. But if you want to play, you've got next!
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Official Comment From Jessica
Awwww snap! Kelli, I think he's asking for it! (And by "it," I mean a Kelli beat down in the form of crazy photoshopped middle school photos. Send me those, yo.)

PS: I guess it's true that talking about church/religion always stirs up an argument... Even if said argument is unrelated? And was sparked by a photo of indisputable proof that God thinks I'm awesome? Was that sentence truly a question? What am I talking about?

Hallelujah!

From KT
back off my girl 'Dre
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From Kelli
AWWWW I knew my chat buddy would have my back... And Dre, hmmm I have no words, I thought we were friends buddy!!! I have two words for you now though... BRING IT.... MMWWHHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)....
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From Amanda
Very clever. I love the signs.
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From Cat
Website: http://www.livejournal.com/~kittycatness
OH MY HECK! Those are insanely real looking! and very cool, might I add! You're totally wicked awesome, Jess! Hal yah! lol. ttfn!
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From Andre
Kelli, we are friends! Don't tell me you didn't enjoy today's bantering!

Cat, are you from New England?
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From Stranger Danger
Call the National Enquierer! alert the media! This could be bigger then "The Passion of the Christ!"
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From Kelli
I loved it Andre!!! Glad there are no hard feelings!!! wink
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From Jen
I'm glad Andre caught the www.churchsigngenerator.com at the bottom...otherwise I would have fallen for it. I'm so gullible. Someone told me there was no salt in the ocean once...yeah, I believed him. (Of course I was like, 6.) Are a lot of people very convincing or is it just me?
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