Epilogue
What happened with the nerds? – Everyone and Their Mother
Dude, that is so last month.
I had this whole plan to TP them, then that plan evolved and I was going to faux-spoiler them, but then I got bored of them because they wouldn’t send me a link to the break dancing Frodo video. I’m sure they got bored of me, too. After all, one can only eat so much free pizza.
All good things must come to an end. Even nerdventures.
Takeaways: New friends, sweet Jedi gear, loads of cookies and mad crazy online props.
Yep, the Ninja wins again.
In epilogue conclusion: One month after the Episode III line ended, the nerd called Elliot discovered a secret passageway into Skywalker Ranch. He entered the premises illegally and was shot and killed by a guard dressed as a Wookie. To avoid negative press, George Lucas fulfilled Elliot’s dream of being buried on the grounds of the ranch next to the guesthouse. The epitaph on the door of his tomb reads:
Jedi Master Elliot / His Light Saber Was Always Battle Ready / May The Force Be With Him
Visitors say that if you knock on the door at midnight, then the ghost of Elliot will knock back.
And ask for pizza.
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